(पति परमेश्वर) हास्य
Ekq>ss “kEkZ vkuh pkfg, इस dgkuh dk ;s uke j[krs gq,A >wB QSykus ds tqEkZ esa “kk;n eq>s idM+ fy;k
Hkh tk,A gks ldrk gS fd dbZ ifr yksx feydj esjh fiVkbZ Hkh dj nsaA ifr ijes”oj\ tks pht gS gh ugh mlds ckjs esa ckr djus dh vkf[kj esjh fgEer dSls gqbZ \
vius cpko esa eSa ;gh dg¡wxk fd ftl rjg gj चीज़ vkSj gj ckr igyh ckj gksrh gSA
mlh rjg gj चीज़ vkSj gj ckr vkf[kjh ckj Hkh rks gks ldrh u \ lks ys[ku ds bfrgkl
esa vksj ifr uked tUrq ds fo”ys’k.k ds fglkc ls Þ ifr ijes”ojß VkbVy dks vkt
vkf[kjh ckj iz;qDr le>k tk,A bl rjg ds uke ds lkFk dgkuh fy[kus dh fgekdr ij
eSa ys[kd fcjknjh ls {kek ek¡xrk gw¡ vkSj
ifr;ksa ls ;s fuosnu djrk gw¡ fd oks “kh’kZd dks i<+dj T;knk [kq”k u gksa
vkSj u gh iwjk ys[k i<+dj nq[kh gksaA bl
xqLrk[kh dks esjk ikxyiu djkj fn;k tk,A
oSls Hkh ,d ikxy dh ckr dk D;k cqjk ekuuk \
ÞIkfr ijes”oj ej.k fnolß efgykvksa
ds bl egk&lEesyu esa ;s r; fd;k tkuk Fkk fd o’kZ ds fdl fnu dks ifr ijes”oj
ej.k fnol ?kksf’kr fd;k tk,A ns”k Hkj ls gj izdkj dh iRuh [kq”kh&[kq”kh
lEesyu esa Hkkx ysus ds fy, vk j[kh FkhA gj iRuh csgn xkSjokfUor vuqHko dj jgh
FkhA ;s ,d ,sfrgkfld lEesyu FkkA vkSj blesa “kjhd gksdj lc ifRu;ksa us viuk uke
bfrgkl ds iUuksa esa lqfuf”pr dj fy;k FkkA
Rkhu fnu ds HkO; vk;kstu dk
lh/kk izlkj.k lHkh pSuyksa )kjk fn[kk;k tk jgk FkkA nqfu;k ds nwljs ns”kksa dh
ifRu;k¡ Hkh bl lEesyu ij ut+js x<+k;s cSBha FkhA igys nks fnu rks ifr;ksa ds ऊपर
pqVdqys lqukus esa gh chr x;sA rhu चुटकुले tks lcls T;knk ilUn fd;s x;s ]
mudks lqukus okyh ifRu;ksa dks buke Hkh fn;s x;sA ;s equkflc gksxk fd ikBd Hkh
mu pqVdqyks dks Ik<+ ysaA rhljk buke
ikus okyk pqVdqyk Fkk-----------------
ÞlQy ifr ogh gS tks bruk dek;s
ftruk mldh iRuh [kpZ u dj ldsß
¼lHkh ifRu;k¡ lkspus yxh fd ifr
cl dekrk jgs vkSj os [kpZ djrh jgsaA
“kkWfiax dk [;ky vkrs gh lHkh ifRu;k¡a xn&xn gks x;h½ [kwc rkfy;k¡ cthA nwljk buke bl pqVdqys dks lqukus okyh iRuh dks
feyk-----------------
Þ,slk dgk tkrk gS fd ifr ?kj dk gSM ;kfu Þljß gksrk gSA
ysfdu iRuh ?kj dh Þ xnZuß gSA vkSj xnZu tc pkgs rc lj dks dgha Hkh ?kqek nsß
¼dBiqryh dh rjg thou thrs ifr
egk”k; dh ;kn vkrs gh gj iRuh Qwyh u
lekbZ½
Ikgys LFkku ij vk;s pqVqdqys us rks
lc ifRu;ksa dk galk&galk dj cqjk gky dj fn;का
Ikfr cgqr chekj FkkA iRuh MkWDVj ds ikl ys x;hA MkWDVj us
mldh iRuh dks bykt crk;kAÞvPNk [kkuk nsuk bUgsa]vPNs ewM esa jgsaA viuh
leL;k;as u crk;sa]T;knk u cksysaA u;s diM+ks vkSj tsojksa dh fMekaM rks gjfxt+ u djsaA cl vki ,d lky ,slk djsa] vkids ifr ,dne rUnq:Lr gks
tk;saxsAÞ?kj ykSVrs oDr ifr us iRuh ls iwNk Þ D;k dgk MkWDVj us \ iRuh us tckc
fn;kß MkWDVj us dgk] vc rqEgkjs cpus dh dksbZ mEehn ugh gSAß
चुकुलों ds
vfrfjDr ifr;ksa dks बेइज्ज़त djrh vU; izfr;ksfxrk;sa Hkh j[kh x;h FkhA csyu ekj
izfr;ksxrk esa lcls T;knk ifRu;ksa us fgLlk fy;kA 20 lky ls T;knk वर्ष ifRu;k¡
jg pqdh efgykvksa dk Hkh lEeku fd;k x;kA nks fnu dh /kekpkSdM+h ds ckn rhljs
vkSj vfUre fnu lHkh ifRu;k¡ lt
lWoj dj
,d cM+s gkWy
esa ,df=r gqbZA vkt vkf/kdkfjd :Ik ls ;s r; gksuk Fkk fd fdl fnu dks
ifr ijes”oj ej.k fnol cuus dk xkSjo izkIr gksuk FkkA v/;{k ds yEcs Hkk’k.k ds ckn lfpo
us lHkh ifRu;ksa ls lq>kko ekaxsA lcls igys tks fnu lq>k;k x;k oks Fkk Þ1
vizSyß QLVZ vizSy ;kfu fd QwYl Ms vFkkZr Þew[kZ fnolß…. iwjs gkWy esa f[kyf[kykgV dh ,d ygj
nkSM+ x;hA ;s frfFk Bhd yx jgh FkhA ,d vkSjr ls tks enZ “kknh dj ys oks ew[kZ
ugh rks vkSj D;k \ ij v/;{k vkSj lfpo us dqN vkSj ofj’B ifRu;ksa ls fopkj
foe”kZ dj bl rkjh[k dks jn~n dj fn;k
vkSj ;s dgk x;k fd ,d fnu ij bruk T;knk cks> Mkyuk Bhd ughA ,d vizSy igys gh ew[kksZ dk fnu Fkk vkSj vc ifRk;ksa
dk fnu]ugha&ugha ,slh T+;knrh Bhd ughA ij lHkh us [kq”kh Hkh trkbZ fd gj ifr ds
“kknh ds fnu ls gh ew[kZ gksus ds dkj.k Þ1 vizSyß rks igys ls gh ifr;ksa dk fnu
gqvkA bl ckr ij fdlh Hkh iRuh dks dksbZ lUnsg ugh gqvkA ij fQj Hkh dksbZ [kkl
fnu gksuk pkfg,A
nwljk fnu tks ckdh lHkh
fnuksa dks iNkM+dj vkxs vk;kdkQh ifRu;k¡ ftl fnu ds i{k esa Fkh oks Fkk
Þn”kgjs dk fnußA gj iRuh dks ges”kk vius ifr esa ,d jko.k rks fn[k;h fn;k gh gSA lq>ko vPNk
FkkA]ij v/;{k dks ;s T+;knk
ugh tpkA lcls igys rks n”kgjk bl otg ls Hkh Bhd ugh yx jgk Fkk D;ksafd jko.k rks osgn fo)ku iq:’k FkkA ,sls fo)ku iq:’k dh rqyuk ifr uked ew[kZ izk.kh ld djuk Hkyk dgk¡ rdZ laxr FkkA jko.k ds ej.k fnol dks ifr ijes”oj ej.k fnol bl otg ls Hkh ugh cuk;k tk ldrk Fkk fd n”kgjk gj gj lky vyx&vyx fnuksa ij vkrk gSA vkSj ifr ijes”oj ej.k fnol flQZ ,d fnu dks fd ?kksf’kr fd;k tkuk FkkA bl fnu dks jn~n fd;s tkus ds ihNs ,d rdZ vkSj Hkh FkkAblfy, lHkh ifRu;ksa dks Bhd yxkA---------oks
;s] fd ;s fnu vuqfpr jgsxk D;ksafd Lkhrk gj.k dh ;kn fnyk;sxk tks fd gj iRuh
dks viekutud yxsxkA
vU; dbZ fnu Hkh ppkZ essa vk;s tSls vekoL;k dk fnu]lw;Z xzg.k vkSj
pUnz xzg.k ds fnu ij fdlh u fdlh otg ls bu fnuksa dksG Hkh udkj fn;k x;kA ;w¡ yx jgk Fkk fd
tSls ifr ijes”oj fnol dh frfFk fu/kkfZjr
ugh gks
Ikk;sxhA lEesyu esa ,d csgn gh vuqHkoh iRuh Hkh lEefyr gqbZ FkhA lHkh us muls
vkxzg fd;k fd os gh dqN lq>k;saA bu
efgyk dh pkj “kkfn;k¡ vkSj pkj rykd gks j[ks FksA Mhy&MkSy ,slk fd vPNs ls
vPNk igyoku Hkh “kjek tk,A og eap ij igq¡ph vkSj eap fgyus yxkA mUgksus ekbd vius
eksVs rxM+s gkFkksa esa fy;k vkSj cksyuk “kq: fd;k] ÞlHkh d`Ik;k “kkar gks tk;sa ns[ksa Þifr ijes”oj ej.k fnolÞ fu/kkZj.k dk dke cgqr
gh “kqHk dke gSA ge lc bl ckr ls Hkh lger gSa fd dksbZ Hkh
“kqHk dk;Z ftruh tYnh “kq: gks tk, mruk gh vPNk gS]blfy, o’kZ dk izFke fnu ;kfu
1 tuojh lcls mi;qDr jgsxkA Þ ;s lqu ds lHkh ifRu;k¡ mB [kM+h gqbZ vkSj 1 tuojh
ds Lokxr esa fpYykus yxh]rkfy;k¡ ctkus yxhA
lkspus yxh fd fdruk vPNk yxsxk lky ds “kq: esa gh dguk fd Þu;k lky eqckjd gksß
lkFk&lkFk tc mlds lkFk& ;s tksM+sxh fd Þifr ijes”oj ej.k fnol Hkh
eqckjd gksß rks ekSds dks pkj pk¡n yx tk;ssaxsA vkSj fQj iwjk lky fdruk glhu
xqtjsxkA
efgykvksa dh eaMyh Fkh] “kkar dgk¡ gksus okyh FkhA “kksj
“kjkcs ds chp gh ifr ijes”oj ej.k fnol dk ,d >.Mk cuk;k x;k ftlesa ,d rjQ
csyu vkSj nwljh rjQ lSaMy dks n”kkZ;k x;k FkkA ;s Hkh r; fd;k x;k fd 1 tuojh dks ns”k Hkj esa HkO;
tqywl fudkys tk;saxsA vc tcfd Þ>.Mkß Hkh cu pqdk Fkk vkSj fnu Hkh eqdjZj gks
pqdk Fkk] lHkh ifRu;k¡ cgqr [kq”k FkhA ;gk¡ ij ;s crkuk Bhd jgsxk fd ;gk¡ ij
dbZ vkSj eqn~ns Hkh Fks ftuesa lHkh ifRu;ksa us c<+&p<+ dj fgLLkk
fy;k FkkA lkl uked izk.kh dk Hkh [kklk et+kd mMk;k x;kA lkl ds f[kykQ Hkh ekspkZ
[kksyus dk ,syku fd;k x;kA ifr ds jkst ugkus]latus laojus vkSj ij¶;we yxkus ij Hkh jksd yxkus dh
flQkfj”k dh xbZA ;s dgk x;k fd vc ds ?kj ds gj
rkys dh pkch Hkh ,d gh
gksxh
tks fd ges”kk iRuh ds ikl jgsxhA ifr vxj tYnh ?kj vk tk;s vkSj rkyk yxk feys
rks lcz ls bartkj djsA ckgj ;fn diM+s oXkSjg lw[k jgs gks rks mUgsa r; dj ns
vkSj mUgs izsl¼L+=h½ ds fy, /kksch dks ns vk;sA izrh{kk djus ds ctk; cktkj ls
lCth [kjhn yk;sA v/;{k us ?kks’k.kk dh fd vxys o’kZ iwjs fo”o dh ifRu;ksa dk
lEesyu cqyk;k tk;sxk] vkSj pwafd ;s dke cM+h dq”kyrk ds lkFk lEiUu gks pqdk gS
blfy, ,d vUrjkZ’Vªh; Lrj ij ifr ijes”oj ej.k fnol dk vk;kstu fd;k tk;sxkA
lEesyu esa ekStwn Ikz[;kr efgyk&iRuh&fQYe funZsf”kdk
us viuh [kq”kh dk bt+gkj bl ?kks’k.kk ds lkFk fd;k fd oks “kh?kz gh lkekftd
psruk ij viuh vxyh fQYe cuk;sxh ftldk uke gksxk ÞiRuh ijes”oj;% ue%ß
